With FRED acceptance, there are many to credit, and credit is deserved to The Muppet Show, which exposed the rats and the underbelly of all awards shows once, long ago, before the absolute trust was given to producers' genuine voices. 

A cento poem is one in which all the words come from other authors.  This is a very loose take on one.  I've taken the titles of all the poems leading up to this one and formed them together.  This idea was inspired by one of my favorite moments of all time on the show: